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Weird Sex Toys Of The Week - Alien Love Doll Video Edition

Dolls seldom look like the box, and I really wanted to see what she looked like in person. While there are certain constrictions inherent in all dolls (conical boobs), The Area 51 Love Doll is actually pretty damn close to her box picture.I kept cracking up during the video, because…honestly, when you have a vagina-mouthed alien in your shower, it’s really hard not [...]

Chocolate Party Hats Giveaway - A Whitman's Sampler Is Just Too Effing Tame

Personally, I prefer my chocolate to come in viking hat form, jauntily perched on my partner’s wang. I think, given a chance, you would [...]

Wetter is Better: A Luscious Lube Giveaway from Wet

o these sound good? Awesome, cause I have some sample packs to give away! (I specifically asked for sample packs to give away to my readers so I could let as many people as possible try these awesome products instead of just one person getting a bunch of bottles. ) You guys are the reason I write, and if I can help you have better sex by proxy, you’re damn sure gonna have [...]