Hello, my dear friends in Toychickland.
I love a bargain. Like, way too much sometimes. So when I was at Old Navy and found t-shirts for forty fuckin cents, you can damn well believe I grabbed every last one I could unearth. Sadly, I am boobiferous and unable to wear any of these tres-awesome shirts, but [...]
Personally, I prefer my chocolate to come in viking hat form, jauntily perched on my partner’s wang. I think, given a chance, you would [...]
o these sound good? Awesome, cause I have some sample packs to give away! (I specifically asked for sample packs to give away to my readers so I could let as many people as possible try these awesome products instead of just one person getting a bunch of bottles. ) You guys are the reason I write, and if I can help you have better sex by proxy, you’re damn sure gonna have [...]
Hey, y’all — Epiphora here, filling in for the girl with the silicone eye. I’m here to announce the winners of the Winter hotness giveaway!
Thank you, everyone who entered! We’re very excited to be sending two Joque harnesses from Spareparts Hardwear out into the world.
I chose the winners randomly based on their harness size, and am pleased [...]
Once we get your comment here (and your answered questions on Epiphora’s Form for an extra entry) you’ll be entered to win the size you noted in your comment. Easy, no? Considering this is a $100+ Vegan-friendly luxury harness, we think it’s a rather exciting giveaway. [...]
Sexy people -
I’m so happy to be writing this post to tell you that we made it! Chilldils has officially raised the $500 we needed to made our hot/cold dream a reality, thanks to some wonderful and generous friends in the community. Once the campaign is “officially” over on December 15th, Kickstarter will release the [...]
Again, I most humbly thank you for participating in the giveaway – you brought me smiles when I saw how many folks out there are happy, healthy, sexy people looking to expand their horizons. You should all pat yourselves on the back for being open enough about your sexuality to enter a contest like this openly! It is because of people like you that generations hence will be able to be comfortable and unconcerned when they express [...]