For those who don’t know the story yet, I had a strange BDSM adolescence. My teenage life was in terrible upheaval at the time, and my mother had uprooted me to come live away from my only home of 15 years to a house with her raging alcoholic boyfriend. Naturally, as many longer kids did [...]
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Okay, so I apolgize because this isn’t very sexy, but it was so hilarious I needed to share it with the interwebz. Yesterday, we (my mom, aunt, uncle, my-age cousin and a 40-something 2nd cousin) decide to have a mini family reunion in Atlantic City. It was already ill-advised, because I had laser surgery [...] Today, I spent most of the day on my mother’s bedroom floor, surrounding ourselves with the jewelery accumulated over years and generations, ostensibly to sort it. In actuality, it was a way to wander down a glittering I-can’t-believe-I-ever-wore-that memory lane strewn with lariats, clip on earrings, and other assorted oddities long out of date. The [...] Hi there. I am a 27 year old monogamous straight female, living with my fiance in a tidy apartment with a few pets and too many books. Supporting gay marriage does absolutely nothing for me – I will get no payoff, tax break, or other incentive that will, in any way, make my life easier. None [...] I love writing, I love sex, I love microfiction, and I love free shit. So when I saw this? Yeah. Totally all about that. My entry into the 250-word-or-less “How Did The Condom End Up On The Bus” [...] If you are uncomfortable or want to stop, just stomp. If I see you stomp, I will assume you are safe-wording and halt everything. The woman had told this to me, just before the bells jingled their way over my [...] |
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