Today, I spent most of the day on my mother’s bedroom floor, surrounding ourselves with the jewelery accumulated over years and generations, ostensibly to sort it. In actuality, it was a way to wander down a glittering I-can’t-believe-I-ever-wore-that memory lane strewn with lariats, clip on earrings, and other assorted oddities long out of date. The [...]
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Hi there. I am a 27 year old monogamous straight female, living with my fiance in a tidy apartment with a few pets and too many books. Supporting gay marriage does absolutely nothing for me – I will get no payoff, tax break, or other incentive that will, in any way, make my life easier. None [...] I love writing, I love sex, I love microfiction, and I love free shit. So when I saw this? Yeah. Totally all about that. My entry into the 250-word-or-less “How Did The Condom End Up On The Bus” [...] If you are uncomfortable or want to stop, just stomp. If I see you stomp, I will assume you are safe-wording and halt everything. The woman had told this to me, just before the bells jingled their way over my [...] |
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