It’s cute, has steampunky costumery possibilities with a rivet gun and some wire, and is slated at some point in the near future to construct a giant boob jello shot. It’s also big – I’m an F and I could totally pull a brunhilda with this thing if it were a little deeper. [...]
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So what sets this book apart from other anthologies? Please, Sir is short. Not overall, but each story runs about five pages or so, compared to the 10 or 15 found in other anthologies of this type. Ms. Bussel has done a delightful job, however, in ensuring that the stories are whole, and don’t feel like they leave things unresolved or [...] I love this thing. I’m kinda all fan-girly about it. Love it? Grab your own over at VirtuallyAdult. It was about two or three years ago that I noticed soy wax massage candles starting to migrate from “hippychick” earthy brands into the higher end luxury sections of the adult market. The vast majority, up until that point, had been offered in round tins with stick-on labels; while they did the trick, they didn’t [...] In the spirit of disclosure that AAG has brought attention to recently, let me hereby state: 1.) I am super-sexy. So sexy that companies often give me free products in exchange for reviewing them. Some of these companies have also paid me to travel to work and represent their companies at trade shows. 2.) I am not [...] Because they’re kickass, Spareparts not only gave me a Joque to review and a Joque for the NYSBC raffle, they also gave me one for YOU! That’s right, you could have a superhero harness all your own to..you know…dance around the living room with. Or whatever. [...] Any toychick worth her sexy salt knows that there are almost no sex toys or acts that aren’t improved by lube, so it made getting down to business with the slippery stuff easier than scheduling a timeslot for G-spotting, or cock ring play, [...] So there we are in the bedroom, a naked me kneeling on the bed beside an equally naked fiance. In one hand, I’m holding a penis that I have come to regard as pretty damned awesome, and in the other, inexplicably, I’m holding a miniature viking helmet made out of [...] Where my first dildo was essentially a skinny wand with a small bulb at the end (like so), this glass dildo offers a lot more girth and texture to enjoy. The fat bulb on the end makes handling it pretty easy, and the four knobs are placed perfectly for curling the fingers between, enabling the user to rub the “twisty” end against anywhere they [...] I’ve been a fan of Lelo products since I was first introduced to them a few years ago. Jelly novelty vibes with misspelled packaging are all well and good when you’re 18 and broke, but now that I’m in my mid-20s I wanted a better class of sex toy. GoodVibes.com was kind enough to send me what has become one of my new favorite toys for a test [...] |
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