Two things caught my eye this week, and I thought I’d share them with you. The first, which came to me by way of my buddy Always Aroused Girl, is an interesting piece over at The Sword. Apparently, fleet enemas has started to acknowlege one of their markets in the sexual arena — namely gay [...]
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The following is a highly entertaining conversation between me and the lovely carnivalesq.
me: John Locke is strangely sexy. carnivalesq: He kinda is. I like, wanna do things he says. carnivalesq: Ok, I’ll follow you to the cave. Sure.
Okay, so I apolgize because this isn’t very sexy, but it was so hilarious I needed to share it with the interwebz. Yesterday, we (my mom, aunt, uncle, my-age cousin and a 40-something 2nd cousin) decide to have a mini family reunion in Atlantic City. It was already ill-advised, because I had laser surgery [...] You may have noticed that there has been far less toychickery on twitter lately. While the world careens closer to devastation without my 140-character guidance, I have been super insane busy behind the scenes. 1.) Chilldils. This project started out with a bang and has a frustratingly long fuse until the next one. For those that [...] Today, I spent most of the day on my mother’s bedroom floor, surrounding ourselves with the jewelery accumulated over years and generations, ostensibly to sort it. In actuality, it was a way to wander down a glittering I-can’t-believe-I-ever-wore-that memory lane strewn with lariats, clip on earrings, and other assorted oddities long out of date. The [...] So, those that may read and have NOT caught my sporadic updates on twitter from the hospital, my retina decided to take an unplanned vacation from it’s proper place at the back of my eye. Turns out, ignoring a small black spot in your peripheral vision over a couple of days as “probably nothing”? Yeah, not such a hot idea. Don’t do it. Epiphora has graciously taken over the reins for the Winter Hotness giveaway, so look to her blog for updates on that front with the winners and all. Entries are now closed, natch, so if you weren’t in there already, I’m afraid you’ll have to wait for another fun contest in the future. Chilldils are still being worked on, this eye thing just threw an ugly little wrench in my timeline, but updates will be posted soon, [...] (whisper) Jesus, look at that (13 yr old) girl. She’s dressed like a total whore! *points* Such is an excerpt of my disbelief, mid-mall walking with my guy, of a young woman dressed in such a manner that the pockets of her cut-offs were visable at the edges of the hem. I began to ask myself recently – what do I mean by that, [...] Not too long ago, I had another idea that managed to hurdle the “it’ll never work” mantra and gain momentum in my brain. This led to a chat with a really cool Etsy momma I met on twitter, which led to several more, which produced a sketch, which produced a prototype, which then gave birth to “Oh my god, I think this is going to [...] I imagine hearing a case like this takes the monotony out of hearing a bajillion boring-but-important-ones. Backstory: I had heard talk, back in my days as a buyer, of a little glass company making legal noise about how the popular “juicer” design seen in glass dildos was their thing. Whether this is the same company, I [...] |
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