Chocolate Party Hats Giveaway - A Whitman's Sampler Is Just Too Effing Tame

Personally, I prefer my chocolate to come in viking hat form, jauntily perched on my partner’s wang. I think, given a chance, you would [...]

Weird Sex Toys O’ The Week #11 – The Floating World Edition

One of my first days trying to re-locate back home saw me rushing headlong back into toychickiness, in a familiar place playing trusty sidekick to Ms. Vera of For Your Nymphomation. Along with the singularly lovely Ms. Wendy Blackheart (who – and you heard it here first – is a shameless cheeto fetishist) – I served as a super sexy, and still very tired, booth [...]

Weird Sex Toys O’ The Week #10 – Anatomical Anomaly Edition

A naked lady or nude gentleman can be an enticing and lovely sight to behold. Narrow the viewpoint on certain closeups, however, and what looked great in panorama begins to look like an H.P. Lovecraft brainchild when [...]

Weird Sex Toys O’ The Week #9 – Va jay Jay Edition

While these products aren’t exactly weird sex TOYS, I figure they deserve a nod for being directly involved with the naughty [...]

Marketing Sex Toys: "You're doing it right." vs "WTF?"

I’ve been blessed enough to be a part of both the sexblogger and adult product industry communities, and have seen a large number of strange and wonderful things mailed to my house in that time – not the least of which is my much-loved Foot [...]

Weird Sex Toys O’ The Week #8 – Inflatable Edition

Inflatable sex dolls have been around for a looooong time. Pool toys with orifices, these vinyl vixens carry on truncated careers as policewomen, nurses (how exactly does one “perform like a surgeon” in BED? Ooh baby, slice me up…?), and even airline stewardesses before givin sweet lovin to their amorous partners. This is a collection of some of the varieties I’ve come across that I feel are a bit…over the [...]

Weird Sex Toys O' The Week #7 – "Admiration" Edition

So, sometimes there are weird sex toys that make me raise an eyebrow but yet I still want to squeak fangirlishly over. Just because something has an odd shape or it’s something that doesn’t appeal to me, it doesn’t mean it isn’t delightfully well constructed and worthy of [...]

Weird Sex Toys O The Week #6 – "Foot Masturbators" Edition

I have no problem with foot fetishists per se; but the disembodied vaginas always freaked me out enough…these just..border on CSI [...]

A public service announcement for new sex toy debuts.

If you want someone to ‘report’ on the toy, rather than ‘review’ the toy, I am the person you’d be looking for. I like, nay, love new sex toys and am pre-programmed with enthusiasm for the industry because I work in [...]

Weird Sex Toys O' The Week #5 – "AVN 09 WTF" Edition

Thankfully, though our freaky neighbors to the east produce things that few of us would dare to incorporate into our bedroom acrobatics, they provide endless entertainment. Two of the strangest items I turned up start up my mini WSTOTW: AVN 09 WTF [...]