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Accolades & Semi-Awards
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- Bad Credit Poetry Contest – Second Place
- RedHeadWriting’s “A Better Story Than Mine” Contest – Tied For Third
- Muni Diaries “How Did The Condom Get On The Bus?” Erotic Fiction Contest – Runner Up – the poem was read live on stage here, though!
- Between The Sheets – Sexiest 100 Bloggers of 2009 – #33
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55 Fiction (Novelty genre, where stories are told in exactly 55 words)
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- The OCD Top
The girl before him sweated and fidgeted, as did he, on the other side of her blindfold.
Inner monologue rambled “Is her collar locked correctly? Did I leave the clamps on tight enough? Better double check.”
And so he did, for the fifteenth time.
Thankfully for him, the submissive just thought he was being sadistic.
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Haiku
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- Illuminating
I am broken (light) switch -
Top or bottom, I always
Turn on and light up.
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Limericks
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- Buzzing Blunder
Poor vibrator, gone silent and ashen -
It withstood the furors of passion!
But, when tucked there beside
Another jelly to hide,
They fused in a most ugly fashion!
- Bunny Bummer
Little sex toy with power I trusted
Is now, most depressingly, busted.
T’was my fault, and a sin -
I left batteries in,
And now they are lifeless and rusted!
- The Sticky Slick
A silicone toy, quite erect
With silicone lube felt perfect!
But, though sexy it glistened,
I wish I had listened –
The pairing had rendered a wreck!
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Poems
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- Working out the Kinks
Oh, Home Depot, most glorious of stores,
By day, for all the builders, you open up your doors -
But after midnight is the time you really make the save,
By offering replacement D rings to an overeager, sheepish slave.