Timeline:

• Epiphora’s Review,
• “Don”s Response # 1,
• Ephiphora’s Response,
• All The Hoopla,
• “Don”s Comeback,
• The Email
• The Wrap Up, as narrated by Ms. Epiphora herself

Oh, Don Wands…

I love you guys – your glass is great, and I’m even willing to overlook the fact every single one of your plush glass dil bags has uber shitty draw strings and smells like it was used to mop up the floor of a head shop*.  Moreover, your glass is AFFORDABLE, which is a big plus.

However, all my DW luv just made reading this harder to bear. Courtesy of Epiphora of “Hey Epiphora” sextoyblogfame: Girl tries vibe, girl dislikes vibe. Girl writes about dislike of said vibe. Vibe makers then post a comment of the variety that can only be described as facepalm marketing.

*Don Wands is a part of Glow Industries, which sell incense, posters, “tobacco” pipes, and other stoner necessities. These share a warehouse, which leads to the plush glass dildo bags always smelling distractingly like cheap patchouli.